How does that even happen? I guess the tree was a little top-heavy, but I didn't think there was a lot of wind, lightning, heavy rain, or anything. It's like the tree got a divorce and took half of its branches on its way out.
So now, I guess I have to call ... someone... (whoever you call in situations like this) to clean up the tree and stuff and see if the rest of the tree can survive. If we even want it to.